hey guys (who viewing my blog):

If one day, someone irritate you a lot. You can say the following sentence to SHOOT them back ... haahaha...

1. Did You Fall Down The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On Your Way Down?

2. Don't Let Your Mind Wander. It's Way Too Small To Be Outside By Itself.

3. Everyone Is Entitled To Be Stupid, But Please Don't Abuse The Privilege.

4. Everyone Entitled To Be Stupid But You Are Abusing The Privilege.

5. Help Conserve Oxygen... Kill Yourself!

6. I Am Having A Bad Day And Talking To You Will Only Make It Worse.

7. I Am Not Anti-social... I Just Don't Like You.

8. I Can Only Talk To One Person A Day. Today's Not Your Day. Tomorrow's Not Looking Good Either.

9. I Had A Nightmare. I Dreamt I Was You...

10. I Have Always Wondered Why People Bang Their Heads Against Brick Walls... Then I Met You..

11. I Know It's Not My Job To Tell You How You Look, But You�re Ugly. I Know How You Feel, I Just Don't Care.

12. I Love To Chat, Just Not With You.

13. I'm Busy, You're Ugly. Have A Nice Day.

14. I'm In A Good Mood Right Now, Don't Ruin It By IMing Me.

15. I'm Sorry, I'm Ignoring You.

16. If I Throw A Stick, Will You Go Away?

17. Last Time I Saw A Face Like Yours, I Fed It A Banana.

18. Less Is More: The Less You Talk, The More I Like You.

19. Mirrors Don't Talk But Lucky For You They Don't Laugh Either.

20. Only Two Things Are Truly Infinite: Space And Your Stupidity.

21. People Like You Are The Reason I'm On Medication.

22. Remember Jesus Loves You... Everyone Else Thinks You're An Idiot.

23. Remember That Time I Told You I Thought You Were Cool? I Lied.

24. Remember The Time I Told You That You Were Cool? I Lied.

25. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'd Rather Be Dead Than Talk To You.

26. Smile, Everyone Loves A Moron!

27. So Many People... So Few Bullets.

28. The World Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of Us. So Please Go Jump Off A Bridge.

29. You Have The Right To Remain Silent, Because Whatever You Say Will Probably Be Stupid.

(Is specially recommended for people who always being SHOOT by friends or peeps ... haha)...

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